Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.

Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

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Steelers Fan

A die-hard person from around the USA who cheers for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Knows that Sundays involve one thing - Steelers games. They cheer for the team that plays the old fashioned way - run it hard and play hard defense.
Steelers fans hate every player and every other team besides their own. They watch every game and yell and bitch when their players don't perform like the 6-time champions they are.
They love beer, Terrible Towels, Myron Cope, and being the most physical team in the league.

The world's best people cheering for the world's best team.

Ravens Fan 1: Damn it, we're surrounded by Steelers fans!

Ravens Fan 2: Yeah, and these Terrible Towels are killing me cause we keep losing.

Ravens Fan 1: We should convert to Steelers fans too!

Ravens Fan 2: Good idea.

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