fortnite

A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mainly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults also contract this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is contagious and can be spread by brainwash, blackmail, bullying and peer pressure from the former loved ones, who are now just online "friends".

Sam: hey i play fortnite
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?

fortnite

A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mostly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults seem to be contracted with this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is communicable by means of brainwash, blackmail, and peer pressure from former close ones, who are now just online "friends"

Sam: hey i play fortnite.
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?