Jacinta

A bald eagle. Ca caawwwww!!!!!

Omg did you see Jacinta today!! She was flying!

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Jacinta

She is a bald eagle. A nice bald eagle.

Ca caawwwwww!!!! That is how you call the beautiful Jacinta!

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Papa Straze

The name given to someone who likes to choke on a fat dick while blasting the original Pokémon theme song in the background.

"Hey. Did you hear from Papa Straze?"
"Yeah. He was sucking off my brother last I heard."

Agent Nebraska

A complete faggot. He can't fight worth a shit and his only redeeming factor is his ghetto ass AI that makes him trigger his inner black man.

Have you seen Agent Nebraska lately?

Nope. Check Compton.

Straze

When you’re trying to get high but your mother confiscates your weed and smokes it for herself.

“Hey Johnny, wanna Get f***** up?”
‘Nah fam. My mama strazed me.’