amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...

I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!

sloppy sierra

A fall down drunk "bride to be" causing a scene with her Bachelorette party girls in Stateline, Nevada, or South Lake Tahoe.

See that broad over there yelling at the security guard, she's a real Sloppy Sierra...

professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.

That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...