There are two versions... here you go:
1. Laughing My Ass Of... usaully used in text, simaler to LOL.
2. Lick Me All Over... used sexaully.
1: LMAO that's so funny! I always knew he had a small thang!
2: Lmao baby, don't be shy.
Usaully means to call me, and mainly used for sexaul things.
"Hey, did you just talk to Megan?"
"Yeah! I said to hit my phone and she said for me to make sure to hit her phone"
"Oof. You bagged a WILD one"
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Something you don't have. And I don't have.
"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"
something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.
"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"
A very hot and sexy man. He's a keeper.
"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper!"
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A great and sexy man. If you EVER get him, keep him. He is a great man. He loves sports but always thinks about you before ANYTHING.
"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper"
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Cute but really big dumb asses. They LOVE to say andioup, sksksksksksksk, and "SAVE THE TURTLES!". They always wear baggy clothes, have scrunchies, and hydro flasks. BEWARE!!!!!!
"Is she a VSCO girl? You better let her go."
"Jeez... I think I will!"
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