ROTFLMAO

A chatroom abbreviation used mainly by imbeciles, usually in response to something mildly, often very mildly, amusing. People who use this type of shorthand should be avoided like the Spanish flu.

I would've married her, but I found out that she goes into chatrooms and uses shorthand like LOL and ROTFLMAO. Therefore, I broke off our engagement and changed the locks to my apartment.

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Antidisestablishmentarianism

Opposition to the disestablishment of a state religion (i.e., favoring the continued state support of a particular creed), esp.in regard to debates concerning the Church of England in the 19th century.

It is impossible for an American to be an antidisestablishmentarian, since the United States has never has an established religion.

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Clean Snap

When you are filled with an ubundance of confidence that your shit has been so clean that you don't feel the need to wipe your ass with toilet paper. You just get up and go, no wipe.

"Have you ever had a clean snap?"
"Yeah mate of course, I had a clean snap last night. Just get up and go, too easy."

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testicle fortitude

The adjective form of testicle is testicular. The phrase should be "testicular fortitude".

I just met a guy who can't tell the difference between a noun and an adjective. It takes a lot of testicular fortitude to display your ignorance in public like that.

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George W. Bush

A name that causes paroxysms of rage in some, for reasons that only a particularly gifted psychoanalyst could comprehend.

When I said "George W. Bush" at the faculty meeting, one of my colleagues began to shriek and scream while another's ears bled.

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Shit on a Shingle

WWII troop slang for chipped beef on toast, frequent fare in mess halls.

Do you really need an example to figure this out? I pity you.

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Shepherds Pie

The now clearly visible vaginal opening of a freshly shorn sheep.
This also refers to a freshly trimmed woman of eastern European extraction who was particularly hairy before.

Wow, look at those freshly shorn sheep. I could really go for a little Shepherds Pie right now!
or
Katrina is so hot now after that trim. Her Shepherds Pie is making me hungry. I just want to dive right in there.

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