Zia

A Zia is an absolutely banter bus. Though his jokes are so intricate some people most understand, most of the time they are dark and slightly rascist.

If you make fun of a Zia he'll probably run you down in airmax plus tns and shank your man, then tell you to suck your mum

Zach: can I have some food
Mustafa:go away before I call Zia on you