Over-salt the soup

1. To take something too seriously.

2. Portraying an overly serious and austere reaction to a relatively insignificant event.

"Dude, that guy still hasn't given me back that pen!"
"It's not that big-a-deal, man. Don't over-salt the soup."

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Butter your sleeve

The act of ejaculating on another person's clothes.

"If I can't cum in your mouth, I'm going to have to butter your sleeve."

"Dude, I buttered that girl's sleeve last night!"

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