broke bouge

Broke because you spent all your money on high end material items you can’t actually afford.

Peyton can’t pay his rent this month because he’s broke bouge, but that Supreme shirt he’s wearing sure is fly!

Blandlord

The recent landlord/house flippers that take away all character and original details of a house in order to “update” it with contractor grade, gray everything.

That mid century modern house used to be really cool with the pink tile bathroom, quirky fireplace and terrazzo floors. The new blandlord “updated” it with an open floor plan with vinyl plank floors, gray walls and contractor grade fixtures throughout and now it’s so boring!