Schmelly eggs

Scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup

Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*

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Solo-Sutra

Slang created in my living room meaning masturbation

Billy:Yo whats Tom doing in the bathroom
John: What you think? Hes doin the Solo-Sutra
Billy:Word...
Dog: *Farts*

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