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A sharpened steel star of david used in the ancient martial art, Jew-Jitsu
Guy: I got my throwing star of david right into his eye!!
Second guy: That's a shot! Every time you hit a nazi in the eye you have to drink a shot!
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A practice similar to that of Jiu-Jitsu but masters of Jew-Jitsu have incredible power, together they are... unstoppable.
In this video, Sensei Mizrachi displays a brief demonstration of the Jew-Jitsu basics - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
Here are some common moves in Jew-Jitsu:
- Shower-Time (where you throw a "gas bomb" containing powder which burns through the enemies' skin
- SS (Strangle + Shiv - you strangle your opponent then shiv their neck)
- Jew-Bomb (where you jump very high into the air and drop down, fist first, to the ground - like the iron fist)
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- SS (×× ×§ + ש×× - ××ª× ××× ×§ ×ת ××ר×× ×©×× ××× ××× ××¢ ×ת צ×××ר×)
- פצצת ×××××× (×©× ××ª× ×§×פץ ×××× ×××× ×××××ר ×××ר×, ××ר××£ ר×ש××, ×קרקע - ××× ××ר××£ ××ר××)
Jew: Theres a new Jew-Jitsu dojo opening around the corner!! Finally we can fight those bullies (nazis) away!!!
How you tell people that you are blackout drunk whilst being blackout drunk
*at a party* Guy 1: Hey dude, are you good? Guy 2: Blookvark dronk