Straze

When you’re trying to get high but your mother confiscates your weed and smokes it for herself.

“Hey Johnny, wanna Get f***** up?”
‘Nah fam. My mama strazed me.’

Agent Nebraska

A complete faggot. He can't fight worth a shit and his only redeeming factor is his ghetto ass AI that makes him trigger his inner black man.

Have you seen Agent Nebraska lately?

Nope. Check Compton.

Jacinta

A bald eagle. Ca caawwwww!!!!!

Omg did you see Jacinta today!! She was flying!

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Jacinta

She is a bald eagle. A nice bald eagle.

Ca caawwwwww!!!! That is how you call the beautiful Jacinta!

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Papa Straze

The name given to someone who likes to choke on a fat dick while blasting the original Pokémon theme song in the background.

"Hey. Did you hear from Papa Straze?"
"Yeah. He was sucking off my brother last I heard."