Mom

Made of Money

My son asked me if he could have some money and I said I'm not Mom

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Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

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