Homito

A homosexual Hispanic man.

Juana: "Girl, check him out! I GOT to go talk to him!"
Francesca: "Don't bother; he's a homito."

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hoe

A sexually promiscuous gardening tool.

"Yeah, I fucked that hoe, but I cut my dick on the edge."

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platonic kiss

A sloppy tongue kiss that Plato used to give Aristotle.

Isocrates: "Yo, Plato be kissing Aristotle again and spit be coming out his mouth."
Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."

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crotchboobs

Testicles that are so big, they look like female breasts.

A guy looks like he has bowling balls in his shorts.

"Daaayum, dude got crotchboobs!"

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