Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

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fibromyalergies

A bullshit illness that is used as an excuse to make up for a lack of work on the part of the sufferer.

I was going to do my job but my fibromyalergies was acting up.

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fibromyalergies

A bullshit illness that is used as an excuse to make up for a lack of work on the part of the sufferer.

I was going to do my job but my fibromyalergies was acting up.

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