McEwen High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Known for producing graduating classes of both people who can't spell their own name and people who have trouble understanding what the phrase "unfinished homework" means. All the band's instruments are broken, all the cheerleaders are secretly rooting for the other team, and the teachers just want the torture to end.

McEwen High School is your average, everyday-- annnd you stole my lungs.

Gorzny

A teacher at McEwen High School known for giving a shit ton of undoable homework and tests which are only a few questions long so if you get one wrong, you make a failing grade and fail all your classes and fall into a depression, ultimately taking your own life to avoid the humiliation of having to face your parents with these grades.

Straight-A student: "Mr. Gorzny gave us quiz and I failed horribly."
Other straight-A student: "Same!"
Both laugh hysterically whilst slitting their own wrists.

Tat

A cross between a t-rex and a cat

Person 1: I recently acquired an extremely rare creature.
Person 2: What is it?

P1: It's a tat.

Tat: *roars purringly*
P2: Wow! However did you capture such a beast?

P1: Well, the tat is currently pretty satisfied. It had a good meal to tide it over. Until tomorrow...
P2: Speaking of tomorrow, thank you for inviting me for dinner!