Why is he crying? Should we help him?
Nah he's a bigot. His dad pulled a number 4.
As classy as you can get. The best two single digits formed to make one. You might as well skip right over 4 when counting to 10. 4 is the retarded little cousin to 3 and 5.
"Why is the speed limit 35?"
"If it were 34 it would be gay"