Targé

When you shop at Target wearing 69 layers of high-end clothing, and think it's cool.

Britney: hey do you like my Gucci outfit? I'm going to Target today.
Lisa: I'm guessing you're going to targé too.

Mind Arson

When everything in your mind crashes and burns as a result of some unfortunate event.

Person 1: How'd you do on your test?

Person 2: I failed. Time to go commit mind arson.