Doggy Biscuit

A Game where you ejaculate into a biscuit and you toss it around, and the first person to drop the semen-filled item =is required to consume it.

Kid 1 : Yo man, I was playin' Doggy Biscuit the other day.

Kid 2 : Aw man! Did you have to eat it?

Kid 1 : Yeah. It was delicious.

Kid 2 : ...

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top of mind

A phrase used when covering up obvious mental deficiencies of people in undeserved positions of power.

Reporter: So the president bombed Ukraine instead of Russia because Ukraine was top of mind?

Diversity Higher: That’s right, Ukraine was top of mind. I think the American people will understand when something is at top of mind.

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share out

Teacher parlance for sharing a thought on a subject, usually spoken by an admin who doesn't want to lead the PD session any more than you want to be there. Where ordinary people share, Teachers 'share out'.

Admin: Delivers uninteresting comments on the latest education fad and then asks a group of bored teachers "who wants to 'share out' about how they might use this in their classroom?"

Bored teachers: look at each other and shift in their seats awkwardly until somebody volunteers as tribute.

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