cutforkookie

A weird and disturbing-ass trend where BTS fans LITERALLY cut their own skin with a razor blade just because they thought Jungkook was dating.

If you're really sensitive to blood and gore, I highly recommend you avoid looking it up.

Jon the intellectual: "What the hell are BTS stans doing? WHY ARE THEY CUTTING THEIR OWN SKIN???"

Grant the other intellectual: "They thought that Jungkook was dating. They wanted him to stay single so badly, they're harming themselves for this man to stop dating. You can find more of this low-life behavior if you search up #cutforkookie on twitter."

Jon the intellectual: "I thought MAPpride and ZOOpride were the lowest Twitter could go. This... is insanity at its finest."

horse shit

1) Lies

2) Literal horse feces

Synonym of bullshit

1)

YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"

The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage

2)

"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"

21:9

An aspect ratio that's wider than 16:9. Used by some monitors.

You don't see 21:9 monitors that much nowadays. I mean, most people don't need em.

Greg Heffley

The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp

"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."

Bone Marrow

What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".

Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)

Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)

Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)

*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*

Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W

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man of culture

A term that weaboos love to call themselves (even if they're anything but a man of culture).

Some creep: *jerks off to loli*

Your average joe: Well... this person... can definitely use therapy.

"Men of culture" (porn addicted weaboos that moderates 72 Discord servers, 914 Subreddits, and tried to groom 82013 underaged girls): AhH, i SeE yOu'Re A mAn Of CuLtUrE aS wElL

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urbandictionary

The perfect place to find perverts putting sexual definitions on non-sexual terms.

Searched up "red baron" on urbandictionary, and I got weird shit related to sex and girls' periods. I hate this place.

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