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Major Tom

A masturbation technique where you squat before you finish and start hyperventilating. As you finish jump up like a rocket and breath out. This will cause you to enter a transcendental state where you feel like you are floating in space as you orgasm. If one will attempt this, ensure there is a soft place to land on.

My friend tried the Major Tom, and he says he will never be able to orgasm normally again.

by MySatellite July 1, 2019

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