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Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you

by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019


Chihuahua

A chihuahua is a really small dog and is usually called a rat or a small cat but my cats are bigger than him

Person one: wow is that a cat?!
Me: no it’s a flippin chihuahua get it right next time

by Mychihuahua_olly November 11, 2019