Little Brother

The younger, dumber, incompetent version of Big Brother. (referenced in George Orwell's 1984) Claims to have control over society, but is really a bumbling idiot.

Little Brother was responsible for allowing a man to fly cross-country with an expired boarding pass and nobody stopped him at one of the many checkpoints along the way.

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Penis

n. A part of the male human body that operates itself in a most incriminating manner.

I was going to make the job interview but the penis decided I should visit my girl instead.

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shinkle

The wrinkles of skin on a penis when one experiences shrinkage. Can occur when shrinkage is brought on by cold, water, fear, post-coitus, or any other reasons.

I had some weird dick cheese caught up in my shinkle after an epic sexcapade