Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

8👍 1👎

Lily

Lily derives from the name ¨Lillith¨ who, in certain religions, was made separately from Adam but, rather than having a happy marriage she became a night demon. Other than that though shes hilarious and completely positive. She also is amazingly sexy/hot. You´d be lucky to have her in your life.

Person 1: ¨Damn, Lily is so fine. Like, brooooo¨
Person 2: ¨I know right! She has an amazing personality as well!¨

3👍 2👎