Hip snack

Food kept on a utility belt; specifically for feeding to horses to keep them around.

Person: Woah there girl, gettin' a little hungry are we? You want a hip snack?
Horse: Nay!

Salt Nation

The saltiest motherfucker that ever walked the American-Canadian border. Known for general grungy-ness, American-flag bro tanks, and being a loud and obnoxious drunk. The name is derived from his signature, salty responses to EVERYTHING.

Person 1: "Dude, I got you alcohol, what are you upset about?"
Person 2: "I asked for beer, not fuckin' vodka, dumbass."
Person 1: "Stop being such a Salt Nation and get your own beer, shithead."