Social Floater

A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.

"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"

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