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Chicken nuggets

Battered chicken cut into weird shapes

I just ordered some chicken nuggets

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020


Little Mix

A very successful British girlband consisting ofJesy nelson, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock.

There are 4 members of little mix

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

35👍 1👎


Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry

by Mysterywriter14 January 15, 2020

25👍 70👎


Chicken

A big cock that you eat.

I’ve just eaten some chicken

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020


Friday Night Dinner

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim

Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice

by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020


Racist Uncle Rob

We’ve all got one
The one who can’t keep his mouth shut and still thinks it’s 1940

Can racist uncle rob keep his mouth shut?

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

5👍 10👎


fernandinho

Great player for Manchester City but be warned if you put him in your fantasy premier league he gets a complimentary yellow card every match.

He’s got a yellow card like Fernandinho

by Mysterywriter14 January 13, 2020