Jaden

The most Fucking badass dude you've ever seen. He'll steal your girl, and then he'll steal your friends, and then he'll steal your soul. He's a fucking legend and can make you laugh so hard your anus comes out your mouth.

Guy: That guy just stole my girl!
You: He stole mine too!
Other Guy: He must be a Jaden.

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Netflix and Krill

Like the original, but with whales.

Whale 1: Bleeeearrrgghhhh
Whale 2: Blooooosssshhhh
Whale 3: Anyone up for some Netflix and Krill?
Whale 2: Fuck off mate I'm tryna be a whale