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Bubbles

Noun; a hard drug. It is comprised of tomato juice, lead, battery acid, and is baked into a Spinach quiche. It's effects include: Believing you are underwater, extreme ecstasy, masturbating with a fish, and believing that you are having sex with a mermaid. The act of being high on Bubbles is referred to as "swimming like a fish" Getting high on Bubbles is referred to as "blowing bubbles" Going down from a high on Bubbles is called "bursting your bubble"

Dude, I was swimming like a fish last night while blowing those Bubbles. Man, when I got home, I was so underwater that I thought I was screwing a mermaid, but then I realized I was using a trout to 'spank the monkey' when my bubble got burst. Don't ask me how though I accomplished using a trout as a sex toy, even I don't know.

by Mystical Chocobo October 6, 2009

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