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Cold cupping is placing your balls in the unsuspecting hand of a loved one.
Who is fast asleep turned away from you with their hand conveniently placed to cradle your nut sack.
Cold cupping . Last night i cold cupped her. She sucker punched my balls in retaliation.
Someone who has lost their mind
“Can you remember Mark?” Yeah total ripding now.
When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.
Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…
Term used in Derbyshire to show affection towards a cocker spaniel. When the cocker spaniel refuses to come back on recall demand,
“Tess! Tess! Come back! You Tayter!
A term used if your from Mansfield, England if a situation is bizarre or makes you raise your eyebrows. Mildly shocking.
After watching youtube, Fail Army, seeing near miss...”Spiders!”
Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.
Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake
The power given to those who are absolute scum of society. Even if hit by a car, lick toilet seats or get electricuted stealing copper cable, miraculously survive.
He jumped out of the third floor window to get sway from cops, luckily for him he used he scrote powers and was unscathed.