Liberalgraine

Noun: The headache one gets when trying to figure out liberals. Their perpetual victimhood, victimization of other races for political gain, or the mental gymnastics it must take to come up with their theories.

“Listening to Jen Psaki try to explain any answer via a press conference, gives me a liberalgraine.”

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”