Brogramming

When a male of the species coerces another male to attend a given movie screening by impugning his manhood.

Alejandro: "You're a douchebag if you don't come to the movie--I mean you, Kurtiss."

Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?

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