Bumbladumple

A word that a middle aged woman will utter once she no longer has command of other words in the English language. It can also be used to describe the condition one is in due to the level of intoxication. This usually occurs after two inhalation’s of marijuana is combined with a blood alcohol level that is considered ‘intoxicated’, and resulting in the woman listing heavily to one side upon standing and walking. After uttering ‘bumbladumple’ said woman should be walked to her bed and placed there gently with a glass of water bedside and a nightlight to aid in navigation to the bathroom until the bumbladumple condition has worn off.

Her: “Bumbladumple”.
Me: ok, time for bed!

Next day or future discussions of the evening: “ That was really a bumbladumple kind of night!”

Feastery

When one loses their mind imagining or participating in upcoming culinary delights.

People losing their minds in a magical tiffy of whirlwind excitement about the evening’s upcoming shenanigans and feastery that they fail to notice in their haste to find a parking spot to head downtown that they have parked across my driveway and blocked me in!

sackled

In football, tackling and sacking the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage before he can throw the ball.

While watching the football game under the influence of a rather strong Old Fashioned, and being slightly tongue tied, a husband yells, "That quarterback has gotten sackled so many times in this game!"

Covididate

A candidate for office that has been infected with Covid while campaigning or running for office.

The Covididate running for election is currently quarantined at home.