Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

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eratzy

Hates sarcasm, loves the little things, makes creepy faces at people— probably just to weird them out. She is always bored!

Dang Eratzy won’t stop staring!