Marios

A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god

Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years