inflatable sex monkey

A brown, and white plastic monkey,(jizzmonkey) that has starred, and co-starred in such pornographic films as: Lube Up Boys: Terry's Adventure, and U.S.S. Barry: Uncovered. He is commonly known for his wild party habits, and sensual white sailor's hat. He also commonly co-stars with his friends Clifford, and Phelon.

"Holy shit, I didn't know you could fit a beer tap up a fucking inflatable sex monkey's ass!!!" - Said Chipper

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titbox

A box used on old western films to hold the fake boobs of the gun totin' prostitutes. These prostitutes would were the fake boobs in order to get a wider audience. The box was usually made out of mohogany.

"Yo Betty, bring my over the titbox, for good keepins" Said Horny Ron

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rodreigasm

The spewing of rodrei-jizz, by a filthy mexican, who plays red rover like a pussy.

"Rod Rover, Red Rover, we call that mexican over, Oh, Wait, He's having another fucking rodreigasm, call Ken to clean up the rodri-jizz."- Said Horny Ron

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Jizzturtle

A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.

"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!"-Said Horny Jamal

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