Orthonogonkifor

Another name for a nerd who religiously plays pokemon

Smith is such an Orthonogonkifor he should touch some grass

JFK'd

Being shot in the head like a fucking bozo

Lmao Abraham Linchon got fucking JFK'd

Materism

The religion of those who worship Tow Mater and believe Cars 3 isn't canon

"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf