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Most notorious crime lords in the UK. Destined to become the next Pablo Escobars of the drug trade. Have connections to all the mafias worldwide. Allegations claiming that they control a worldwide pedophile ring. If you know a flavell, do not cross them. They will either:
a) kill you
b) rape you
c) do both
Him: That Flavell tried to sexually harass me the other day
Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.
Him: Stay away from Brad Smith
Her: Why?
Him: Just stay away from him
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Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.
Her: You're so good! You're like Lewis Whitehouse on Siege!
Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.
If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
Guy: I need to get rid of him.
Girl: Just call Dylan Ashworth!
Hypoctrical invertabrate.
Will make sexist and xenophobic jokes towards males and anybody from a different country but as soon as you make jokes back they will start crying and act like a victim, highlighting their double standards. They have their heads up their asses and are over self absorbed. It seems that they like getting offened.
Elenas can be found mainly on discord servers. They change their name and profile picture everyday which suggest they have no lives and probably not a lot of friends. Don't ask them about it because they will get offended (trust me) and start an argument which they usually lose and will then proceed to leave the server.
In short, nobody likes Elenas.
David: Remember Elena?
Steve: Yeah I always hated that hypocritical attention-seeking invertabrate snowflake
Jamie Kitchin
Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.
Girl: Oh my god Jamie Kitchin! I'm so happy I left that fat midget to bang you all day!
The wisest man on the planet. Knows everything there is to know about everything. Only flaw is his music taste. He is the World's greatest Rocket League Esports athlete. If you ever need knowledge and wisdom and are close to being led astray, Antoine will bring you to the light.
Him: I don't know what to do. Life us meaningless.
Her: See Antoine Rodney Lee. He will set you on the right path.