thicciquid

Anything that constantly remains thicc in all three states of matter

is that slushie a thicciquid? No but if it was a smoothie it would be

Dog fished

Inviting a guy over and instead of sleeping with him, you force him to sleep him on the couch

Haha did you hear? Kelsey dog fished Achue laser night, I walked into the living room and he just crashed on the couch