Hu-Pear

When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.

That hu-pear got back for days.

Gnoming

Performing a single or series of sexual maneuvers on a short, bearded man.

Did you hear Crystal has been gnoming Randall?
Gnoming is so on trend right now!

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Fishwack

The act of masturbating to the sight of fish swimming or feeding.

"Comin out tonight?"
"Nar just bought some fish, so i'm going home to have a fishwack"

Fish wacking

The act of slapping a woman's vagina with either your hand or other flat instrument to the point of orgasm.

Also used to unlock the magic of a vaginal trout pout.

Stop fish wacking with the kitchen spatula.

I've been fish wacking all day. Now i've got a killer pout for the boys.