Hossein is a stupid, hairy chimpanzee that likes to bang old ugly grandmas. He has the most bodyhair and lowest IQ known to mankind. He is so stupid, he can't even solve what 1+1 is. He's also a rapper, but his music sucks really bad.
"You're like Hossein", "You're such a Hossein today", "Oh look, a grandma. Hopefully Hossein isn't around here