dean

A rare sighting as he's always at home. Complains about education but doesn't come to school. Spends his life smoking fags, playing Overwatch and fantasising about huge penises.

me: omg dean you're actually in today? did you run out of fags?
dean: I also got banned from overwatch and am now depressed
me: what about porn
dean: I can't afford it due to my fag addiction