Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.
Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"
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