Herkimite

any one of the strange, hick-like locals in the tiny college town of Herkimer

Last night at the bar my buddy got into a fight with a drunk Herkimite.

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Herk-dafied

The highest possible level of high/drunkeness a person can be in. Must include a late night black out, and having sex with someone you would never consider ever fucking in your life.

"did you see Jeff last night?"
-"yeah, he was soooo fucked up"
"sure was. He was fucking Herk-dafied I tell ya!"

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