lolly lolly ice head

A song Beth Chapman (wife of bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman) likes to sing to tweaked out freaks addicted to crystal meth before throwing them back in jail.

Ice head! Ice head! Lolly lolly ice head!

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jawbreaker

1. A crappy tween movie featuring Rose McGowan and Rebecca Gayheart
2. A kick ass emo band from San Fransisco
3. A type of candy

That movie jawbreaker was so bad, I want those 2 hours of my life back.

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hugo selenski

1. a convicted murderer from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania who supposedly murdered several area drug dealers, burned the bodies, and then buried the remains in his backyard.
2. to "pull a hugo" means to kill drug dealers and then bury them in your backyard

I'm gonna pull a hugo selenski if the police don't start arresting these drug dealers on my street.

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self esteem row

When you walk in front of a labor-to-work place, salvation army, bus station, or any other area where welfare recipients congregate and feel a little bit better about yourself due to the high concentration of scumbags.

I was feeling pretty bad that I lost my job until I walked down self esteem row. Now I feel a little better about myself because those people have PROBLEMS.

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TSTU

Too Stupid To Use. Mainly used when describing a person who is too stupid to use a computer or the internet.

After my TSTU grandmother couldn't find the power button her PC I told her to box up the computer and take it back to the store.

CWJ

Cum wiping jersey.

An abbreviation for a T-shirt used to wipe up human excitement fluid after a night of passionate sex.

After midnight this shirt becomes my CWJ.

Tall Boy

A Song by Widespread Panic

From the lyrics:

"Feeling weak in the Itta Bena hot sun
Crawling to the station we were foamin' at the mouth
Sippin' on a tall boy, sippin' on a tall boy
Just looking for a place to shed our skins"

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