Kadoop

The meet up and exchange of tomfoolery stories the morning after a night of shenanigans. Typically had over hangover coffee although not exclusively.

1:
(~3:00am, text) Tom: Hey Joe, can we meet up tomorrow for kadoop?
(~3:15am, text) Joe: Dude, yes, I don't know even know where I am right now.

2:
Tom: Soooo hungover. Kadoop in a bit?
Joe: I'm there.

Squib

Referring to a gay male without the magical powers inherent to the homosexual subspecies. A take off on the Harry Potter term, a squib is born special (like a wizard being that he's gay) but has no powers (like a muggle). Characteristics include but are not limited to the inability to dress fashionably or understand the basic laws of fashion, poor hygiene, being fairly unattractive, and lacking the level of intelligence and success rate among normally gifted homosexuals.

Variations include the adjective squiby and squibiness

Ugh why does Jason look like that? He's such a squib.

Can you smell the squibiness in the air? Freddie must be around here somewhere.

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