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Take Five

A well-known jazz instrumental song by Dave Brubeck. Plays in 5/4 time signature.

I would like to learn how to play Take Five in piano, guitar, saxophone and drums! It's real catchy!

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

30πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Problem loading page

The most retarded page on Mozilla Firefox

Typing in google.com..."PROBLEM LOADING PAGE"...WTF!?!?!

by NHRHS2010 June 12, 2011


Problem loading page

The Firefox version of Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage, which means that it is the most annoying page you'll ever see while using Mozilla Firefox.

Typing in www.kayak.com...need to find a decent airfare...Problem loading page...WTF!?!?!

by NHRHS2010 May 21, 2011

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Baja United States

see Mexico

I went to Baja United States on a vacation recently. It was fun!

by NHRHS2010 November 13, 2010

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dalton Highway

A 414 mile long scenic dirt road located in Alaska between Fairbanks area and Deadhorse. A perfect road for brave adventurers who loves to go offroading, but there is a very limited amount of services so people who drive on this road unprepared could end up in big trouble.

A: Wanna go offroading?
B: YEAH! Why not go on the famous Dalton Highway!
A: Dalton Highway? Isn't it in Alaska?? And it's more than 400 miles long!

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.

Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."

(5 minutes later)

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"

Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)

Student: (runs into the classroom)

Professor: "you JUST made it!"

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

54πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


404

The most hated number, due to having connections with error messages.

404 - Sorry, this page cannot be found

Shit! The 404 came back to haunt me!

by NHRHS2010 March 5, 2011

5πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž