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a local bar at Mont Tremblant where college students on spring break goes to party! Several American college students aged 18-20 take a trip to Mont Tremblant to legally get around the stupid American drinking age of 21.
Local bar: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Local bar: I am sorry you have to be 21 to enter
Student: WTF!? What happened to the 18 to party 21 to drink policy??
Local bar: Well that's just a rumor, you have to be 21 to enter AND drink.
Student: So apparently you're not letting me in because you think I'm going to drink, right? I'm just here to party, not drink!
(minutes later)
Student: (plans a trip to Mont Tremblant, Canada)
(weeks later)
Cafe D'Epoque: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Cafe D'Epoque: Thank you, have fun!
Student: YES! Finally!
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A straightaway in Florida (also known as Route 528; formerly known as Bee Line Expressway) between Orlando and Cocoa Beach. Speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.
*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.
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Because of that vandal, I am reading false information on Wikipedia!
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The true title of the message that Wikipedia users get for creating an account with a very bad username, usually involving curse words and personal attacks.
I created an account with the username 'NHRHS2010isaloser', but I clicked on the edit button and I got blocked from editing and the 'UsernameHardBlocked' message showed up in the reason for the block. Was my username that bad?
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Barbie's boyfriend Ken. Although Ken denies being a girl's toy in Toy Story 3
Chunk: "What do you expect from a girl's toy?"
Ken: "I'M NOT A GIRL'S TOY! I'M NOT!!"
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old minivan with a driver known to break the traffic law
That Jew Canoe just won't get out of the way!
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where most people think Disney World is
Tourist: I thought Disney World is in Orlando, but I can't find it in the map of Orlando! Wtf!?
Local: Disney World is actually outside Orlando, it's like a half an hour drive southwest on Interstate 4 and it's a lot closer to Kissimmee and Lake Buena Vista.
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