penophobic

uncontrollable fear of the penis

my wife is very penophobic

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Rice Liar

One who lies about what their car really has done to it.

He said he had forced induction and a new engine, but he didnt, hence he is a rice liar.

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cradle of filth

a band that makes up there own damn words or purposly searches through the dictionary to find the biggest word possible so they can use it in one of there songs. with scary vocals I swear every time dani filth screams the guitarist whacks him in the balls with his guitar. in one word......... terrible

This precipitous weir to Hell's high gate. what the hell does that mean anyway?

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gonculator

mystical device in automobiles which processes goncules for the gonculatory process; an inherently important component of the internal combustion engine. The gonculator is a fairly inexpensive part and is labor intensive and costly to install.

Don't worry mam, we can replace that failed gonculator for you. It may take a couple of days and cost about 476 dollars but we will have it running in no time.

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nasty

Foul tasting student drink made of lager, cider and blackcurrant. See also, diesel

Brett drank 4 pints of Nasty through his nose but had to stop as his nose started bleeding.

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spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

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hottilicious

the ultimate compliment for the female gender.

hillary is a skanky bitch who needs to grow up. she's definitely not hottilicious material. sorrry... BITCH!

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