ball breaker

a fat chick who roles onto your left nut while you're sleeping

That fucking bitch is a real ball breaker - all 500 pounds of her.

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Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.

Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.

Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.

19👍 6👎

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

14👍 43👎

boxer

A migrant worker who boxes lettuce, tomatoes, and cabbage.

Jose, what do you do for work?

I'm a boxer. My whole family is professional boxer; whe box lettuce, tomatoes, cabbages.

11👍 35👎

hillbilly

An inbreed redneck, that likes to do his mom...catches racoons, and only has one tooth. Wears overalls and smells like a nasty skunk. Also lives in west virginia and has 6 toes on one foot

why was the tooth brush invented in west virginia..because if it wasnt, it would be called the teeth brush.
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth

78👍 138👎

tossing off

to masterbate.

he is probably at home tossing off to some porn.

226👍 47👎